He's looking at me again
He's not looking at you; he's looking out the window.
But it's MY window, so make him stop anyway!
Well, she touched me! make her stop touching me!
But, he breathed on me!
No I didn't; I was just trying to see out the window, and she got in my way!
My dad's solution was a willow switch tucked in above his sunvisor, in easy reach, right above the steering wheel. He could reach all the legs in the entire back seat with it, and never take his eyes off the road.
DON'T make him have to pull over... :)
The solution is to get an older-model suburban...Something about the interior seems to keep the noise occuring in the back from reach the front seats.
It’s a beautiful thing...