****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

To: The_Victor; sully777; All

101 posted on 03/30/2007 8:20:19 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

102 posted on 03/30/2007 8:21:36 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (PORK! The Other White Flag!)

103 posted on 03/30/2007 8:21:52 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)

104 posted on 03/30/2007 8:21:59 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (PORK! The Other White Flag!)

105 posted on 03/30/2007 8:22:36 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)

This is perhaps the only time being dyslexic has paid off. What do I win?

106 posted on 03/30/2007 8:23:00 AM PDT by BJClinton (Gore/Nader 2008!)

107 posted on 03/30/2007 8:26:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (PORK! The Other White Flag!)

108 posted on 03/30/2007 8:29:02 AM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)

109 posted on 03/30/2007 8:36:25 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)

111 posted on 03/30/2007 8:45:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (PORK! The Other White Flag!)

I think for April Fool's Day, I will take a moment to be certain I am taken off any pointless and stupid ping lists to which I didn't subscribe.

112 posted on 03/30/2007 8:50:26 AM PDT by SaveTheChief (Chief Illiniwek (1926-2007))

113 posted on 03/30/2007 8:53:46 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (PORK! The Other White Flag!)

To: CharlesWayneCT

Was that supposed to be funny?

114 posted on 03/30/2007 9:04:21 AM PDT by ilovew ("Sure I am of this, that you have only to endure to conquer." --Sir Winston Churchill)

115 posted on 03/30/2007 9:05:24 AM PDT by CountryBumpkin (Don't get dropped into the liberal thunk tank. Use the brain God gave you.)

So 'Brokeback Mountain' was a remake?

116 posted on 03/30/2007 9:06:34 AM PDT by BJClinton (Gore/Nader 2008!)

117 posted on 03/30/2007 9:08:54 AM PDT by ilovew ("Sure I am of this, that you have only to endure to conquer." --Sir Winston Churchill)

118 posted on 03/30/2007 9:13:46 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (PORK! The Other White Flag!)

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the Atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long, passionate presentation of his lawyer, promptly banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your client is too confused to know about or to celebrate the atheists' holiday!"

The lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"

The judge said "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date - April 1st!"

"The fool says in his heart, 'There is no God.'" - Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53:1

119 posted on 03/30/2007 9:29:27 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (The Senate and House members who voted for the troop withdrawal timetable are TRAITOROUS COWARDS.)

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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"Fsh"

120 posted on 03/30/2007 9:39:45 AM PDT by Squidpup ("Fight the Good Fight")

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