Posted on 03/27/2007 1:32:33 AM PDT by BnBlFlag
That stinks!
You'd think it would've been more dangerous when they were allowed to smoke in pubs. Somebody lighting up at the same moment that Stewie let one roll, and it would've blown the roof off the joint.
Uhhh, is this Beer Ping list worthy? I'll let you decide.
Ping, to you just cannot make this stuff up
No wonder the new trend for women in Great Britain is to remain unmarried and to get doner sperm to have kids. Hope the sperm is imported from Scandinavia.
Why Scandy sperm?
Foods, eaten in gut-busting quantities, most favorable to production:
Bread pudding with raisins...hot from the oven: gives the classic 'burff' and aroma..on steroids. Strictly traditional. [beans don't come close]
A couple quarts of undercooked french onion soup. This is for pros only: rancider than a dug-up corpse, nukular, eye-watering, emetic-response-inducing blasts.....blevies of raw awfulness. What a hoot!
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...on a regular customer whose constant habit of breaking wind has now resulted in his expulsion from his favorite watering hole.
Better than what happened to a Frankish King. I can’t recall his name now (and all my books are packed up), but his subjects were so tired of his constant public flatulence that he was thrown from the battlements - and died.
The unintended consequence of "enlightened" legislation: Bars actually smell far worse without cigarette smoke. That sickly vomit smell was there all the time.
Also nothing better than stale beer from spillage
Just one of many reasons I will not fly any more.
Without smoking on airlines, not only is the cabin air replenishment greatly reduced, but we learn that:
1) People do not smell nice. Put a few hundred into an aluminum can, and see.
2) You will get every cold and flu that is in the wild, on every flight, every time.
I had a co-worker who commonly did this in the work area. He cleared me out real quick the times he did this. I went into the lunchroom one time after one of his flatulent "escapades" to find him devouring a large serving of beans. True story.
I see it as funny too. Because I was not in the pub at the time.
Hitler was known for his flatulence too. Supposedly at one public function some grande dame made a "stink" about it. I don't know if Hitler had her thrown from a battlement or not.
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