I guess it beats bombs!!
To: Dirtysnowbank
The woman was not the first to try to smuggle exotic wildlife through the Rafah crossing, Dahab said: Another woman tried to bring in a monkey tied to her chest, and other travelers tried to smuggle in exotic birds and a tiger cub. Sounds like their ready for a state.
To: Dirtysnowbank
Now, that's just plain weird!
3 posted on
03/26/2007 9:06:11 AM PDT by
LIConFem
(Fred Thompson 2008. Lifetime ACU Rating: 86 -- Duncan Hunter 2008 (VP) ACUR: 92)
To: Dirtysnowbank
Would the authorities consider her an amphibious assault vehicle?
To: Dirtysnowbank
5 posted on
03/26/2007 9:08:02 AM PDT by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: Dirtysnowbank
"everybody was admiring a woman who is able to tie crocodiles to her body." Now there's something you don't hear every day.
6 posted on
03/26/2007 9:08:12 AM PDT by
capydick
(Better to Fight for Something Than to Live for Nothing)
To: Dirtysnowbank
'guards noticed that she looked "strangely fat," '
Honey, do these crocodiles make me look fat?
To: Dirtysnowbank
Interesting how the destitute, poverty-stricken, apartheid-suffering residents of Gaza can afford exotic private menageries.
9 posted on
03/26/2007 9:11:57 AM PDT by
denydenydeny
("We have always been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France"--Wellington)
To: Dirtysnowbank
And you thought crabs were bad.
10 posted on
03/26/2007 9:13:23 AM PDT by
gov_bean_ counter
( Who is the Democrat's George Galloway?)
To: Dirtysnowbank
Is that an alligator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
11 posted on
03/26/2007 9:13:49 AM PDT by
VRWCmember
(Go Rudy Go! (And take McCain with you!))
To: Dirtysnowbank
While they were searching her, another woman with two crocs lashed to each hip made it across the border undetected:
13 posted on
03/26/2007 9:16:42 AM PDT by
dirtboy
(Duncan Hunter 08)
To: Dirtysnowbank
I've heard of chastity belts, but this is ridiculous.
15 posted on
03/26/2007 9:17:47 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Championship U)
To: Dirtysnowbank
Another woman tried to bring in a monkey tied to her chest, When she kept screaming, "Yes, Yes, Yes!!!", officials became suspicous.
16 posted on
03/26/2007 9:17:55 AM PDT by
VRWCmember
(Go Rudy Go! (And take McCain with you!))
To: All; teenyelliott
"The woman was not the first to try to smuggle exotic wildlife through the Rafah crossing, Dahab said: Another woman tried to bring in a monkey tied to her chest, and other travelers tried to smuggle in exotic birds and a tiger cub."
I always thought women tried to smuggle fish in.
18 posted on
03/26/2007 9:36:04 AM PDT by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger.)
To: Dirtysnowbank
"Is that a crocodile under your burka, or are you just glad to see me?"
19 posted on
03/26/2007 9:39:28 AM PDT by
Ignatz
(Did you know that before the internal combustion engine, there was no weather at all?)
To: Dirtysnowbank
Now THAT'S a chastity belt!
20 posted on
03/26/2007 9:41:30 AM PDT by
SquirrelKing
("When a coin in the carbon pot rings, out of global warming hell a soul does spring." - Timothy Ball)
To: Dirtysnowbank
The policewoman screamed and ran out of the roomGuess they never trained her for this in the academy!
To: Dirtysnowbank
Now where does it say that you can't strap crocodiles to your body? These guys are just looking for an excuse to violate her Constitutional rights.
To: Slings and Arrows
25 posted on
03/26/2007 12:19:49 PM PDT by
StarCMC
(FR is a success, in spite of all...cats they've sacrificed ...demon gods they've prayed to. - Bryan)
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