If you're willing to drive about 14 miles, drive east on hwy.#150 until you get to where it forks...150 and hwy152. Take #152 10 miles to China Grove. At the stop light there (Shell station on your right), cross over the road and drive over the train tracks to the next stop light. Take a left and there on your right is Gary's....which has the best BBQ in these parts.
OR
go to Slauson Cutoff...
Sorry your directions reminded me of Johnny Carson.