Yes! The string, you know, the cinch string around the waist of his pajama bottoms was way too long. The nearest cutting implement was an old razor blade which he tried, but only manged to cut his finger. Infuriated, he jumped up from his chair and flung the razor blade. Finding the scissors, he headed back to the chair and tripped over his shoes. He landed flat on the floor and nicked his ear on the blade he’d thrown. At this point, he was so enraged that he cut the rest off. It was his earlobe. The only part of the above story that is true is he cut off his earlobe.
My goodness, you are very creative. Good one. LOL