Posted on 03/25/2007 5:24:15 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
I was born on Easter Sunday.
Well wonderful! You have a special day to be born!!
My birthday won’t happen on Easter again in my life time.
How was your day?
Easter Bunny delivery
Oh what a thrill and joy
to have the Easter Bunny deliver a baby boy,
with a bald head that it made him look like he was shorn
with grey eyes, a beautiful grin and he had horns,
as he grew older the horns started to grow
so his mother knitted a cap so that they would not show.
an imp to be sure with a devilish smile
as he played tricks on others all the while,
his tricks became more bizarre and he got bolder
he grew more brazen as he got older,
he tricked his parents, friends and teachers too
they looked to Freud to get a clue,
even Freud’s writings and teachings could not defuse
the child that would put shaving cream in everyone’s shoes,
smear limburger on the radiator grates
with such a smell that everyone hates,
tacks on a teacher’s chair and she said ouch
putting a frog in his best friend’s mothers couch,
putting tape on a Siamese cat’s head so that it would constantly back up
all because it would not shut up,
this silliness enraged his parents that they became blind
his Father took off his belt and whooped his behind,
a lesson learned for sure at last
as he gingerly tried to sit on his ass,
he certainly has changed his ways
because he is a much better person today.
NY Attitude 04.06.2007
Aw, that’s amazing! Once in a life time event.
Good thanks, just a down right lazy day. It stays so cold outside, I have no courage to leave the warmth of the manse.
LOL charming indeed.
The pranks of a child! Fun loving rascal!
Thanks so much for sharing your delightful piece. ;)
Believe it or, it was easy to write. LOL
Believe it or not, it was easy to write. LOL
Thank you.
Yes, Yes, Yes, the Platters. LOL.
LOL!!
The temp here is 23F with a wind chill of 13degrees.
Platters warm me up, *GRINS*
I do have a huge fireplace in my living room, however it does not work now. This old house was a show place in her day, she is 200 years old. It was a one family home at that time. Many years ago it was divided in 4 apartments. I am on the ground floor.
Old homes have so much character, especially this one, little nooks and crannies in each apt.
The ceilings are about 13’ high. ‘Tis nice.
It has a mantel yes, not over sized, but room enough for lots of goodies.
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