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Easter Bunny delivery

Oh what a thrill and joy
to have the Easter Bunny deliver a baby boy,
with a bald head that it made him look like he was shorn
with grey eyes, a beautiful grin and he had horns,
as he grew older the horns started to grow
so his mother knitted a cap so that they would not show.
an imp to be sure with a devilish smile
as he played tricks on others all the while,
his tricks became more bizarre and he got bolder
he grew more brazen as he got older,
he tricked his parents, friends and teachers too
they looked to Freud to get a clue,
even Freud’s writings and teachings could not defuse
the child that would put shaving cream in everyone’s shoes,
smear limburger on the radiator grates
with such a smell that everyone hates,
tacks on a teacher’s chair and she said ouch
putting a frog in his best friend’s mothers couch,
putting tape on a Siamese cat’s head so that it would constantly back up
all because it would not shut up,
this silliness enraged his parents that they became blind
his Father took off his belt and whooped his behind,
a lesson learned for sure at last
as he gingerly tried to sit on his ass,
he certainly has changed his ways
because he is a much better person today.

NY Attitude 04.06.2007