[krunkygirl]

You always make me laugh, stout.

I'll take that as a birthday present--there are 23 minutes left in my birthday.

Don't ask the obvious question; you'll just get one of 3 answers:

1. old enuff

2. none of your business

3. don't you know you never ask a woman her age or her weight?

[...remember #3; important thing for every guy who values happy relationships to know ;) ]

[GOP_Raider]

don't you know you never ask a woman her age or her weight?

You could just answer -10+5i :)