Ode to Powertools and Beer

WayFastWhitey ^ | 03/23/2007 | WayFastWhitey

[HOTTIEBOY]

Recently I have been reading alot of stories about men who seem to have lost their masculinity. Whether they are "metro sissies" or whipped "yes, dear" types, I don't know. But I wanted to take time out, regroup, gather my thoughts, and more importantly, invite every man to reach down and check himself to make sure he still has the parts that define him as a man.
If not, then put the body lotion down and ask your wife if you can have your nadds back for a few moments and enjoy my ode to the man's man. Actually its not really an ode. Feel free to post you own pics of things that euro weenies and lap puppies know nothing about...
ps. NO SISSY BEER!

[SoothingDave]

[HOTTIEBOY]

Thats should wake the neighbors...

[stainlessbanner]

Let's go shopping!

[HOTTIEBOY]

[HOTTIEBOY]

[RockinRight]

Doesn't somebody here have a "Hold Muh Beer" ping list?

[Rightly Biased]

So did you hold someones beer while they commited a act worth printing or let someone hold your beer while you proceded to hurt yourself?

[1rudeboy]

Anvil Launching. (high-res image)

[Dinsdale]

Where the music stinks,
and they water the drinks,
the nudie bar.

Where you can't touch a breast,
but you can cave in a chest,
at the nudie bar.

Where the girlies dance
in their underpants,
the nudie bar.

Where you look at a thigh,
and blacken an eye,
at the nudie bar.

Where you see their butt,
and their trap stays shut,
at the nudie bar.

Where the beer gives you gas,
but the Bundys kick ass,
at the nudie bar

[HOTTIEBOY]

THE MAN>>>>>>>>>>>>

WE DON'T DRING LATTE AROUND HERE...

[HOTTIEBOY]

I love the Al Bundy dollar-on-a-string trick...

[HOTTIEBOY]

So did you hold someones beer while they commited a act worth printing or let someone hold your beer while you proceded to hurt yourself?


Uhm........yeah, sure.

[Rightly Biased]

LOL
Was I there when I typed that?

[HOTTIEBOY]

Is it CO2 powered or batteries or compressed air???

[HOTTIEBOY]

Maybe taking a few swigs of that beer you were holding...

[Rightly Biased]

maybe.

[HOTTIEBOY]

Have you seen the new Corona beer bottle?

[1rudeboy]

Where?

[Dinsdale]

He specifically said 'No sissy beer'.

But we'll give you a pass because of the girl.

[Hydroshock]

Compressed air. I have a Craftsman 3hp air compressor.