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Man Found Dead, Naked Inside Owl Cage
The Moscow Times ^
| Thursday, March 22, 2007
| David Nowak
Posted on 03/22/2007 2:57:54 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: rainbow sprinkles
>A scantily clad, 32-year-old man was found dead early Monday in a pool of blood in an owl cage at
the Moscow Zoo It's hard to believe . . .
It's hard to believe it's not
from Wisconsin news!
To: rainbow sprinkles
Wearing boxers isn't 'naked'. But then again who'd read a story entitled 'Man found dead, wearing boxer shorts...'
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posted on
03/22/2007 11:02:05 AM PDT
by
skeeter
To: rainbow sprinkles
I don't think that mug ad is authentic- the pitch should be that it makes everything taste worse :-p
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posted on
03/22/2007 11:28:14 AM PDT
by
Squawk 8888
(Is human activity causing the warming trend on Mars?)
To: nutmeg
"O RLY"
"My name's O'Riley."
"Oh, really?"
"NO! O'Riley!"
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posted on
03/22/2007 11:51:30 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
To: stylecouncilor
I would have kept Robert drunk for days.
To: rainbow sprinkles
Vodka: breakfast of Russian champions!
To: N. Theknow
HAHAHAHAHAHA! You're killing me!!!!! ROFLOLOLOLLOL.....
To: pandoraou812
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posted on
03/22/2007 12:41:12 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(For Democrats; victory in Iraq is not an option!)
To: Michael81Dus
LOL! Very funny, Michael.
To: rainbow sprinkles
Its the end of the world...
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posted on
03/22/2007 12:47:29 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/22/2007 1:22:10 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: Experiment 6-2-6
"Pervert...."
The music at his funeral: Whitney Huston's, "Owl Always Love You".
To: Lady Jag
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posted on
03/22/2007 1:41:37 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
To: pandoraou812
I have had family members die of sadly of overdoses but their clothes were still on them . I never heard of a coke death linked to taking one's clothes off, thats a new one for me.Perhaps he had 'carnal thoughts' toward that beautiful owl.:)
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posted on
03/22/2007 5:08:28 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: rainbow sprinkles
"The owl is still in a state of shock," zoo spokeswoman Natalya Istratova said Wednesday. She added that the owl was not eating or drinking and that she feared for its life."If you think the owl was in a state of shock, you should have seen the panicked drunk before he died!
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posted on
03/22/2007 5:35:49 PM PDT
by
albee
(The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
To: N. Theknow
"To die between two great hooters....."That has got to be the thought of the day!
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posted on
03/22/2007 5:38:16 PM PDT
by
albee
(The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
To: Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Hap; Lazamataz; Allegra; pax_et_bonum; Millee
Luparev's clothes were strewn across the concrete base of the cage. Also found were his documents, an undisclosed amount of money, and a half-empty, one-liter bottle of vodka. Luparev's secret life as an owl molester had come to a tragic close, ending
in his death at the talons of an outraged victim.
To: rainbow sprinkles
"The owl is still in a state of shock," zoo spokeswoman Natalya Istratova said Wednesday. She added that the owl was not eating or drinking and that she feared for its life. If you take the liberty of observing that owl you will find that it has been nailed there.
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posted on
03/22/2007 5:44:35 PM PDT
by
freedomlover
(Make sure it's love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
To: xJones
If he did I hope that owl ripped up that pervert! I really have never heard of anyone taking off their clothes before in a coke or any overdose unless they were naked before hand...Its a new one for me....Is it common?
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posted on
03/22/2007 5:48:00 PM PDT
by
pandoraou812
( zero tolerance to the will of Allah ...... dilligaf? with an efg.....)
To: pandoraou812
Its a new one for me....Is it common?Why are you asking me that? Honestly, I don't associate with wanna-be owl rapers.:)
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posted on
03/22/2007 6:11:39 PM PDT
by
xJones
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