Its the end of the world...
Posted on 03/22/2007 2:57:54 AM PDT by Daffynition
A scantily clad, 32-year-old man was found dead early Monday in a pool of blood in an owl cage at the Moscow Zoo.
A bird keeper at the zoo found the man, Alexander Luparev at about 10 a.m., lying in the cage, which is home to a Siberina long-tailed tawny owl.
Luparev, who fixed gas pipes for a living, was wearing only boxer shorts.
Vladimir Zdorenko, deputy prosecutor at the Presnenskaya interdistrict prosecutor's office, said it was not clear what killed the man --‑blood loss from a blow to the head, or freezing to death.
Luparev's clothes were strewn across the concrete base of the cage. Also found were his documents, an undisclosed amount of money, and a half-empty, one-liter bottle of vodka.
Sometime after midnight, Luparev climbed the gates of the staff entrance of the zoo, which is on Krasnaya Presnya Ulitsa, opposite the Krasnopresnenskaya metro station, prosecutors believe.
Luparev is believed to have been drunk.
He then made his way through the zoo and entered the unlocked owl cage via an unguarded staff entrance. That part of the zoo is not open to visitors. The owl is moved to a display cage during the summer.
At this point, no one quite knows what happened. Luparev apparently hit his head on the ground -- possibly following an altercation with the owl -- and fell unconscious.
He is believed to have died between 1 a.m. and 2 a.m. The owl, which flew out of its cage after the incident, was found perched in a tree next door to the zoo Tuesday evening.
"The owl is still in a state of shock," zoo spokeswoman Natalya Istratova said Wednesday. She added that the owl was not eating or drinking and that she feared for its life.
Istratova declined to name the bird keeper who found Luparev. "She hasn't stopped crying," she said.
It's hard to believe . . .
It's hard to believe it's not
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Wearing boxers isn't 'naked'. But then again who'd read a story entitled 'Man found dead, wearing boxer shorts...'
I don't think that mug ad is authentic- the pitch should be that it makes everything taste worse :-p
"O RLY"
"My name's O'Riley."
"Oh, really?"
"NO! O'Riley!"
I would have kept Robert drunk for days.
Vodka: breakfast of Russian champions!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! You're killing me!!!!! ROFLOLOLOLLOL.....
This thread is a hoot.
LOL! Very funny, Michael.
Its the end of the world...
Perhaps he had 'carnal thoughts' toward that beautiful owl.:)
If you think the owl was in a state of shock, you should have seen the panicked drunk before he died!
That has got to be the thought of the day!
Luparev's secret life as an owl molester had come to a tragic close, ending
in his death at the talons of an outraged victim.
If you take the liberty of observing that owl you will find that it has been nailed there.
If he did I hope that owl ripped up that pervert! I really have never heard of anyone taking off their clothes before in a coke or any overdose unless they were naked before hand...Its a new one for me....Is it common?
Why are you asking me that? Honestly, I don't associate with wanna-be owl rapers.:)
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