[Clemenza]

If I can touch them, they are real.

BTW, anyone else see the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm on this subject?

[Pharmboy]

If I can touch them, they are real.

I must contemplate this statement. It is deep--it calls for a full talmudic discussion...

But, there is an old Jewish saying which may shed some light on the subject, to wit:

Better a full-breasted woman than a Rothschild.