I still have to sneak up on a bucket of water just to get a drink. My mother tied pork chops around my neck just to get the dogs to play with me. And all those freight train derailments? They're looking for a dirt road when they see my face.
LOL
...you're doing better than us, man 8^)
LMAO!
When I was a kid, I rode with momma on a train. The clubcar steward told her " A nice cup of tea for you ma dear, and a banana for your monkey"
No respect atall!