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[Lucky9teen]

 

 

 

 

 

We celebrate Saint Patrick's Day each year on March 17th. The festive holiday has everyone wearing green (so they don't get pinched) and chatting of four leaf clovers, shamrocks, lucky leprechauns, drinking green beer and kissing some big rock called a blarney stone.

 

 

Want to be lucky this St. Patrick's Day? Follow this advice: 
 

1. Find a four-leaf clover.

2. Wear green (so you don't get pinched).

3. Kiss the blarney stone.

4. Catch a Leprechaun if you can. 

5. Drink as much green beer as your heart desires. 

  6. And don't forget that corned beef and cabbage.

 

         

 

"May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow and may trouble avoid you wherever you go!"

-Irish Blessing

 

[ErnBatavia]

Fair's fair....she got the house, after all.

[Lucky9teen]

Leprechaun Cracks Down on Speeders

[tomkow6]

[RockinRight]

You Are Heineken

You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about.

What's Your Beer Personality?

[Lucky9teen]

Take A Political Quiz and see where you stand.

[absolootezer0]

boondock saints. good action flick, quickly gaining in cult status.
the prayer was made up by the writer of the film.

[tomkow6]

[Lady Jag]

They could get you for endangering a spud, you know!

[Lost Dutchman]

Awesome Movie

[absolootezer0]

only $1,000 for a sniper rifle? i'm jealous! i'm already past $2k building mine up, and i still have more to go.

[EX52D]

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man.
"I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
"What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man.
"I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!" the first man says.
"I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again".

[Lady Jag]

It's an old one.

[Shimmer128]

I can't see it, it's too tiny.

[EX52D]

[girlscout]

Aye, tis a great day to be Irish - And, "May the devil know yer dead, half'n hour after ye reach Heaven". Patty O'Furniture

[GretchenM]

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar space travel, the latest medical break-throughs, etc.

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought He would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have.

"A martini please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked. "What is your IQ sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100."

The robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers would do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. He left, returned and took a stool. Again ordered a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out, "Uh... About 50."

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked...
A-r-e......... Y-o-u-r......... P-e-o-p-l-e......... G-o-I-n-g..........t-o........ N-o-m-I-n-a-t-e..........
H-I-l-l-a-r-y-?????

[girlscout]

May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my Grandmothers teeth.

May those who love us, love us.
And for those who don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if he can not turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we may know them by their limping.

[Lucky9teen]

Two Irishmen are the only survivors in a shipwreck.Floating helplessly in a lifeboat they come across a lamp floating in the ocean. Paddy reaches out and grabs the lamp and after rubbing it a genie appears. The genie immediately says "you are granted one wish". Paddy and Mickey both look at each other in astonishment then Paddy yells "make the whole ocean into the best tasting beer ever". With the clap of his hands and a thunderous crash the ocean becomes the finest brew known to man.With the suds gently lapping against the sides of the boat,Mickey with an angry roar yells "Oh! Thats great.Now we have to piss in the boat!"

[BenLurkin]

Irish 7 course meal:

...+...

[Lucky9teen]