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Posted on 03/14/2007 11:20:55 AM PDT by Mo1
TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
KEYWORDS: dd31; dimensionaldoor
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To: nicmarlo
Hey.
I've been fine since I entered the 12 step program.
There are no such programs for turnips.......
4,581
posted on
06/24/2007 7:32:02 PM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
sharks don’t have feet...how can they take steps?
: )
To: nicmarlo
Guess that would have to be a 12 stroke program......
4,583
posted on
06/24/2007 7:38:48 PM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
lol! That one is very clever, sharky.
To: nicmarlo
Hey.....it’s easy, I’m not an emajor......
4,585
posted on
06/24/2007 7:46:15 PM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
what kind of major are you? cmajor.
To: nicmarlo; grannie9; Lakeshark; Borax Queen; catpuppy; Darksheare; null and void; Cardhu
Baptist Cowboy
A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”
The cowboy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.”
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
“Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains, “It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.”
“Hasn’t affected my brothers though.”
4,587
posted on
06/25/2007 7:25:17 AM PDT
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: sweetliberty; restornu; derllak; Lady Jag; Sundog; Cardhu; null and void; Darksheare; Lakeshark; ...
To: sweetliberty; restornu; derllak; Lady Jag; Sundog; Cardhu; null and void; Darksheare; Lakeshark; ...
POOL............NOW...........BBL.
After nap. ;)
To: sweetliberty
Heh, heh, heh... Baddddddddd Cowboy. ;)
To: nicmarlo
Hi, Coo!
How are you today> It’s hot a humid here...
4,591
posted on
06/25/2007 10:09:03 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Tired of living in the shadows? Move to Sunny Mexico!)
To: grannie9; sweetliberty; restornu; derllak; Sundog; Cardhu; null and void; Darksheare; Lakeshark
Later this after I'm going camping over night.
4,592
posted on
06/25/2007 10:09:17 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Fall seven times, stand up eight)
To: Lakeshark
I've been fine since I entered the 12 step program. There are no such programs for turnips.......
Is there a 13 step program for triskadecaphobics?
4,593
posted on
06/25/2007 10:12:18 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Tired of living in the shadows? Move to Sunny Mexico!)
To: nicmarlo; Lakeshark
He lives in the water, and digs for approval.
He’s a sea miner...
4,594
posted on
06/25/2007 10:14:17 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Tired of living in the shadows? Move to Sunny Mexico!)
To: grannie9
You don’t have spiders do you?:)
Good afternoon gran!:)
4,595
posted on
06/25/2007 10:20:43 AM PDT
by
restornu
(Whatever time we have is being paid for with our life!)
To: sweetliberty; restornu; derllak; Lady Jag; Sundog; Cardhu; null and void; Darksheare; Lakeshark; ...
LJ, have a great time camping, but don't go too far north. ;)
To: restornu
LOL..plenty of spiders and lots of ants. (That is supposed to be an ant) ;)
All I know..it’s a creepy, crawly. Oh dear, and now I have a Yellow Jacket flying around in this room.
To: grannie9; sweetliberty; restornu; derllak; Sundog; Cardhu; null and void; Darksheare; Lakeshark
It’s 90 here, I’d love to go north.
What a beautiful place!
For months we’ve been trying to get two nights away to test out our new used motorhome. We’re two people who retired early and can’t find two nights to get away.
So far, everything’s working, all the hookups, the a/c is awesome - this is the longest we’ve run it. We’ve already started a list of what we forgot - so far nothing serious.
4,598
posted on
06/25/2007 2:34:04 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Fall seven times, stand up eight)
To: Lady Jag
...something Dark wanders through...
4,599
posted on
06/25/2007 2:47:54 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(The Windows Error dialog box. Windows' way of saying, "Look at ME!")
To: Lady Jag
4,600
posted on
06/25/2007 2:55:43 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(The Windows Error dialog box. Windows' way of saying, "Look at ME!")
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