Posted on 03/14/2007 11:20:55 AM PDT by Mo1
Actually, now that he’s gone I can say it. I like that nick.
lol....that’s good, because he’s coming back and will now see what you said. hehehe
lol!
Son asked his mother the following question:
“Mom, why are wedding dresses white?” The mother looks at her son and replies,
“Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.”
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
“Dad why are wedding dresses white?”
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
“Son, all household appliances come in white.”
FOTFLOL!!
I have to admit, you all may be some of the funnest ladies alive. I am still laughing..............
The Shark will finally give you all some points in this long battle.
*Ducking behind reef*
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, YUM!! That looks like one of my cats, lol.
Would your cat be as good at that table?
Mine wouldn’t.
No, hahahhah. Course if it were shark meat, I wouldn’t mind letting the kitty ALL OVER the table.
Oh damn, they expect me to behave again......
If it were shark meat, your kitty would be squeeling and running away.
We shouldn't always think of sharks as practicing lawyers, some are pre-law.
I’d make sure the shark wasn’t completely dead... well, one shark in particular. That way, the kitties could toy with their meal and prolong the torture.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I’ve only seen them toy with lizards - which kind of look like that small shark in the guy’s hand. I’d love to see a floppin’ shark here... I could toss it in the pool for a minute and then fish it back out.
WOW, you have everything!
I tiefed this from a presentation, although I saved it as a Gif the fire did not burn as it did in the presentation.
Soooo, my Lady Jag could you work your magic on this scene, and put some real warmth into it. Then gran can put a couple of her wenches there to make the place attractive.
After that you can cook me a meal...Oh! and lend me 50 bucks.
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