Best Blonde Joke:
A blonde was driving down the road and stopped to help a man who was having some trouble with his car.
Can I help, she said. Boy, you sure can. I'm supposed to have these two little chimps at the zoo at 10:00. I'll give you $100 if you'll take them there.
No problem, said the blonde as she took the $100 and put the baby chimps in her car.
A couple hours later, the man is driving down the road and spots the lady and the two little chimps. He screeched to a halt and approached her.
What are you doing?? You were supposed to take them to the zoo.
I did, said the blonde. I had money left over so I'm taking them to the park.