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1 posted on 03/06/2007 4:02:17 AM PST by don-o
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To: don-o

The article doesn't say whether the catfish was an assault catfish, with a flash suppressor, pistol grip, and high capacity magazine suitable only for clearing school yards.


2 posted on 03/06/2007 4:04:17 AM PST by Hardastarboard (DemocraticUnderground.com is an internet hate site.)
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To: don-o
LOL.

So how is this legally classified? Aggravated assault? Battery? Misdemeanor?
3 posted on 03/06/2007 4:06:28 AM PST by TigerLikesRooster (kim jong-il, kae jong-il, chia head, pogri, midget sh*tbag)
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To: don-o
Things must really be slow in Bulls Gap, Tennesse if this "crime" makes the news!

Notice the reprters name.....it fits the situation.

4 posted on 03/06/2007 4:08:18 AM PST by albee (The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
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To: don-o

When catfish are outlawed, only outlaws will have catfish.


9 posted on 03/06/2007 4:11:52 AM PST by Frankss
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To: NormsRevenge; glock rocks; Roccus; GRRRRR

Catfish assault ping


10 posted on 03/06/2007 4:12:06 AM PST by don-o (Fight, fight. fight to drive the GOP to the right!!!!)
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This is what happens when cheap, Saturday-night catfish are unleashed irresponsibly upon the public.

A class action suit against the Creator must be filed at once to put a stop to such violence in our cities and communities.


11 posted on 03/06/2007 4:14:17 AM PST by mkjessup (My mechanic said "I can't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder" - Stephen Wright)
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To: don-o

Luckily swordfish wasn't on the menu


14 posted on 03/06/2007 4:17:04 AM PST by tlb
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One thing is sure, it wasn't a .50 BMG catfish.

18 posted on 03/06/2007 4:21:17 AM PST by Rb ver. 2.0 (A Muslim soldier can never be loyal to a non-Muslim commander.)
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To: don-o
Assault with a deadly weapon?


20 posted on 03/06/2007 4:23:56 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: don-o

Somehow this article seems a little fishy.......


22 posted on 03/06/2007 4:26:43 AM PST by deport ( Cue Spooky Music...)
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To: don-o
Don't mean to carp but this sounds fishy.
23 posted on 03/06/2007 4:30:44 AM PST by MrBambaLaMamba (Buy 'Allah' brand urinal cakes - If you can't kill the enemy at least you can piss on their god)
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LOL! Only in Tennessee!


24 posted on 03/06/2007 4:31:22 AM PST by mikeus_maximus
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Henry was not injured in the catfish attack, but the catfish dinner was ruined.

LOL!

Local writer understands what's important here.

27 posted on 03/06/2007 4:47:11 AM PST by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: don-o
Diner employee Tina Henry and owner Dwight Jenkins told the deputy that a stocky blond female standing 5 feet 5 inches or 5 feet 6 inches tall

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They don't have to worry about a repeat offense. After this kind of publicity, this woman will never show her face (or stocky figure) in public again.

28 posted on 03/06/2007 4:52:21 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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"The man did, however, flee with the female suspect in the getaway vehicle, a red and black F-250 pickup."

He must have been a "fraidy cat."


29 posted on 03/06/2007 4:56:58 AM PST by billhilly
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Probably get her for discharging a catfish within 500 ft. of an occupied building.


31 posted on 03/06/2007 5:09:36 AM PST by sergeantdave (Ice-cubes melting in the sun is an act of God, not man warming the earth)
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Henry was not injured in the catfish attack, but the catfish dinner was ruined.

What about the five second rule?

32 posted on 03/06/2007 5:14:03 AM PST by Aquinasfan (When you find "Sola Scriptura" in the Bible, let me know)
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They can have my catfish when they pry it from my cold dead hand.


34 posted on 03/06/2007 5:24:52 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: don-o

It's Bush's fault.


36 posted on 03/06/2007 5:32:52 AM PST by Pablo64 (Ask me about my alpacas!)
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To: don-o

From the description, it sounds like Mrs. Clinton had a bad temper day, she was seen leaving the area with catfish bits in her hair, more at ten.


38 posted on 03/06/2007 6:01:27 AM PST by Rockiette (Democrats are not intelligent)
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