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Hawkins (TN) deputies look for heavy woman who attacked Bulls Gap restaurant employee with catfish
Kingsport Times News ^ | March 6, 2007 | Jeff Bobo

Posted on 03/06/2007 4:02:08 AM PST by don-o

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To: grjr21

How much stopping power are we talking about here?


21 posted on 03/06/2007 4:24:10 AM PST by don-o (Fight, fight. fight to drive the GOP to the right!!!!)
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To: don-o

Somehow this article seems a little fishy.......


22 posted on 03/06/2007 4:26:43 AM PST by deport ( Cue Spooky Music...)
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To: don-o
Don't mean to carp but this sounds fishy.
23 posted on 03/06/2007 4:30:44 AM PST by MrBambaLaMamba (Buy 'Allah' brand urinal cakes - If you can't kill the enemy at least you can piss on their god)
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To: don-o

LOL! Only in Tennessee!


24 posted on 03/06/2007 4:31:22 AM PST by mikeus_maximus
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To: deport

Beat me by a whisker.


25 posted on 03/06/2007 4:32:54 AM PST by MrBambaLaMamba (Buy 'Allah' brand urinal cakes - If you can't kill the enemy at least you can piss on their god)
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To: cripplecreek
"Say Hello to my leittle FRiend
26 posted on 03/06/2007 4:39:19 AM PST by Cheapskate ( Celebrate Sept.8 as Pajamatag , the day the pajamahadeem busted Dan Rather!!)
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To: don-o
Henry was not injured in the catfish attack, but the catfish dinner was ruined.

LOL!

Local writer understands what's important here.

27 posted on 03/06/2007 4:47:11 AM PST by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: don-o
Diner employee Tina Henry and owner Dwight Jenkins told the deputy that a stocky blond female standing 5 feet 5 inches or 5 feet 6 inches tall

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They don't have to worry about a repeat offense. After this kind of publicity, this woman will never show her face (or stocky figure) in public again.

28 posted on 03/06/2007 4:52:21 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: don-o; girlangler

"The man did, however, flee with the female suspect in the getaway vehicle, a red and black F-250 pickup."

He must have been a "fraidy cat."


29 posted on 03/06/2007 4:56:58 AM PST by billhilly
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To: Frankss
"Well. Aren't we the sophisticates today. Too bad we can't spell!"

Too bad "we" don't understand singular from plural.

30 posted on 03/06/2007 5:09:31 AM PST by albee (The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
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To: don-o

Probably get her for discharging a catfish within 500 ft. of an occupied building.


31 posted on 03/06/2007 5:09:36 AM PST by sergeantdave (Ice-cubes melting in the sun is an act of God, not man warming the earth)
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To: don-o
Henry was not injured in the catfish attack, but the catfish dinner was ruined.

What about the five second rule?

32 posted on 03/06/2007 5:14:03 AM PST by Aquinasfan (When you find "Sola Scriptura" in the Bible, let me know)
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To: Aquinasfan
What about the five second rule?

Which is......?

33 posted on 03/06/2007 5:17:17 AM PST by don-o (Fight, fight. fight to drive the GOP to the right!!!!)
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To: don-o

They can have my catfish when they pry it from my cold dead hand.


34 posted on 03/06/2007 5:24:52 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: TigerLikesRooster
The fish was a salted and battered.

Then it was fried.

Yum.

L

35 posted on 03/06/2007 5:27:22 AM PST by Lurker (Calling islam a religion is like calling a car a submarine.)
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To: don-o

It's Bush's fault.


36 posted on 03/06/2007 5:32:52 AM PST by Pablo64 (Ask me about my alpacas!)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Food Fight.


37 posted on 03/06/2007 6:01:12 AM PST by ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY ( ISLAMA DELENDA EST!)
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To: don-o

From the description, it sounds like Mrs. Clinton had a bad temper day, she was seen leaving the area with catfish bits in her hair, more at ten.


38 posted on 03/06/2007 6:01:27 AM PST by Rockiette (Democrats are not intelligent)
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To: don-o
She'll probably be charged with a fishdemeanor....perhaps as-smelt and bass-ery.

She'll get maybe 30 days in the tank or one year of public porpoise.

She's no brain sturgeon, and she shouldn't skate, but her choice of weaponry makes for a very finny story.

Please tuna me in if you hear any moray on this case.

Leni

39 posted on 03/06/2007 6:46:53 AM PST by MinuteGal (The Left takes power only through deception.)
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To: cjshapi
Lots of fishy-women stories of late. I'm far too much of a gentleman to take advantage of the situation for purely mirthful reasons.

That, and I'm afraid they'd ban me...

40 posted on 03/06/2007 7:19:54 AM PST by Junior (Losing faith in humanity one person at a time.)
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