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You can't make this stuff up!
1 posted on 03/01/2007 11:15:29 AM PST by Froufrou
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Kinky ping!


2 posted on 03/01/2007 11:17:01 AM PST by Froufrou
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To: Froufrou
he just wanted a little a$$?

Boo. hiss.

3 posted on 03/01/2007 11:19:35 AM PST by Sax
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To: Froufrou

OMG!


4 posted on 03/01/2007 11:20:53 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (RINO = Rudy Is Not Ours! Keep scrubbing, Rudy supporters, the blood won't come off.)
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To: Froufrou
Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837 !!
5 posted on 03/01/2007 11:21:28 AM PST by Sax
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To: Happygal

It's a must ping.


7 posted on 03/01/2007 11:21:49 AM PST by JennysCool ("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -Mencken)
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To: Froufrou
could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like “Isn’t that right, Donkey?”

That's exactly how I got fired from my last job too. :O)

8 posted on 03/01/2007 11:21:49 AM PST by jdm
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What did the donkey do to the minibar?


9 posted on 03/01/2007 11:22:01 AM PST by najida (On day, a door opens, and you get a chance to start over. But the phone rings......)
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To: Darksheare

I want to meet the idiot counselor.


11 posted on 03/01/2007 11:23:10 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: Froufrou

Oh my! Under no circumstances do I want to know exactly what he was doing with that donkey while wearing a latex suit...but I have nightmarish visions of the Boy's Town donkey bar.


12 posted on 03/01/2007 11:24:02 AM PST by Kolb
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To: CholeraJoe

you back from ireland yet... ; ) ?


13 posted on 03/01/2007 11:24:03 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: Froufrou; eyespysomething
Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837

What was going on in 1836 that made this law necessary?

16 posted on 03/01/2007 11:25:19 AM PST by SittinYonder (Ic þæt gehate, þæt ic heonon nelle fleon fotes trym, ac wille furðor gan)
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To: Froufrou

In Massachusetts and New Jersey, this is considered a marital honeymoon.


19 posted on 03/01/2007 11:27:59 AM PST by FormerACLUmember
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Rough night in Galway, huh?

Just kidding.

20 posted on 03/01/2007 11:28:16 AM PST by 300magnum (We know that if evil is not confronted, it gains in strength and audacity, and returns to strike us)
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McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed.

*stunned silence*

22 posted on 03/01/2007 11:28:21 AM PST by Anitius Severinus Boethius
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...Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837.

So the Tijuana 'shows' were going on back then???

25 posted on 03/01/2007 11:30:11 AM PST by GoldCountryRedneck ("There are no stupid questions. There are, however, many inquisitive idiots." - unknown)
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To: Froufrou

This is a very poorly written article. Was the donkey male or female?


27 posted on 03/01/2007 11:31:25 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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Men-and-donkeys-gone-wild ping

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29 posted on 03/01/2007 11:33:51 AM PST by jdm
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You can't make this stuff up!

Are you sure?

31 posted on 03/01/2007 11:34:59 AM PST by CharlesWayneCT
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Thomas Aloysius is a dumbass!

Oh wait. That's the donkey, isn't it?

The Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act of 1837? My word, that's pretty particular.

So, do you think the donkey had a single malt from the mini bar, or did it go right for the blended whiskey?


33 posted on 03/01/2007 11:37:15 AM PST by RexBeach
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Mr McCarney who had signed in as “ Mr Shrek” had told hotel staff that the donkey was a family pet and ... that the donkey was a breed of “super rabbit”

This guy needs to be writing Hollywood movies.

36 posted on 03/01/2007 11:38:18 AM PST by DeFault User
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