[jdm]

could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like “Isn’t that right, Donkey?”

That's exactly how I got fired from my last job too. :O)

[Fierce Allegiance]

My firing was kind of similar, I called my Italian born boss a whole lot of italian expletives including "a consumer donkey genetalia". That was qite the CLM (Career Limiting Move).

[Sax]

told her that the donkey was a breed of “super rabbit”

Good Evening. I'm Mr. Shrek, and this here is my super rabbit.

This funny stuff stands up all by itself!