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Lonely Man Brought Donkey To Room, Court Told
galwayfirst ^ | 02/21/07 | Unknown

Posted on 03/01/2007 11:15:25 AM PST by Froufrou

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You can't make this stuff up!
1 posted on 03/01/2007 11:15:29 AM PST by Froufrou
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To: MadIvan; RexBeach; Red Badger; pissant; presidio9; JamesP81; Millee; RockinRight; Shimmer128; ...

Kinky ping!


2 posted on 03/01/2007 11:17:01 AM PST by Froufrou
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To: Froufrou
he just wanted a little a$$?

Boo. hiss.

3 posted on 03/01/2007 11:19:35 AM PST by Sax
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To: Froufrou

OMG!


4 posted on 03/01/2007 11:20:53 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (RINO = Rudy Is Not Ours! Keep scrubbing, Rudy supporters, the blood won't come off.)
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To: Froufrou
Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837 !!
5 posted on 03/01/2007 11:21:28 AM PST by Sax
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To: Sax

...and he was stubborn as a mule about it.

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6 posted on 03/01/2007 11:21:44 AM PST by Froufrou
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To: Happygal

It's a must ping.


7 posted on 03/01/2007 11:21:49 AM PST by JennysCool ("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -Mencken)
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To: Froufrou
could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like “Isn’t that right, Donkey?”

That's exactly how I got fired from my last job too. :O)

8 posted on 03/01/2007 11:21:49 AM PST by jdm
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To: Froufrou

What did the donkey do to the minibar?


9 posted on 03/01/2007 11:22:01 AM PST by najida (On day, a door opens, and you get a chance to start over. But the phone rings......)
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What did the donkey do to the minibar?

I'd guess around $900

10 posted on 03/01/2007 11:22:55 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (RINO = Rudy Is Not Ours! Keep scrubbing, Rudy supporters, the blood won't come off.)
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To: Darksheare

I want to meet the idiot counselor.


11 posted on 03/01/2007 11:23:10 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: Froufrou

Oh my! Under no circumstances do I want to know exactly what he was doing with that donkey while wearing a latex suit...but I have nightmarish visions of the Boy's Town donkey bar.


12 posted on 03/01/2007 11:24:02 AM PST by Kolb
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you back from ireland yet... ; ) ?


13 posted on 03/01/2007 11:24:03 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: Darksheare

Think he was playing Donkey Kong?


14 posted on 03/01/2007 11:24:36 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: jdm

My firing was kind of similar, I called my Italian born boss a whole lot of italian expletives including "a consumer donkey genetalia". That was qite the CLM (Career Limiting Move).


15 posted on 03/01/2007 11:25:18 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (RINO = Rudy Is Not Ours! Keep scrubbing, Rudy supporters, the blood won't come off.)
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Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837

What was going on in 1836 that made this law necessary?

16 posted on 03/01/2007 11:25:19 AM PST by SittinYonder (Ic þæt gehate, þæt ic heonon nelle fleon fotes trym, ac wille furðor gan)
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told her that the donkey was a breed of “super rabbit”

Good Evening. I'm Mr. Shrek, and this here is my super rabbit.

This funny stuff stands up all by itself!

17 posted on 03/01/2007 11:25:31 AM PST by Sax
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I don't think the donkey was charged with anything. There wasn't any proof or witness to what really happened to the minibar.


18 posted on 03/01/2007 11:26:19 AM PST by Froufrou
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To: Froufrou

In Massachusetts and New Jersey, this is considered a marital honeymoon.


19 posted on 03/01/2007 11:27:59 AM PST by FormerACLUmember
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To: Lazamataz
Rough night in Galway, huh?

Just kidding.

20 posted on 03/01/2007 11:28:16 AM PST by 300magnum (We know that if evil is not confronted, it gains in strength and audacity, and returns to strike us)
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