Bug-Eyed Bandits Sought [Hottie Female Bandits Strike Georgia Bank - with photos!]

The Smoking Gun ^ | Feb 28, 2007

[68skylark]

Cops: Smiling young gals scored cash in Georgia bank robbery

FEBRUARY 28--Georgia cops are searching for a pair of young female robbers who yesterday stuck up a Bank of America branch wearing only fashionable bug-eyed sunglasses to disguise themselves. As seen in the below surveillance camera photos, it likely won't be long before the women are arrested, since the sunglasses (which have been popularized by the likes of Nicole Richie and the Olsen twins) do little to mask their identities. According to police, the smiling women--who are estimated to be between 16 and 24--handed a teller a note demanding money and walked off with an undisclosed amount of cash. It does not appear that they were armed. While investigators have received "numerous" tips from the public, Cobb County Police Department spokesman Wayne Delk told TSG that no busts have occurred. Yet. But in defense of the dopey duo, they at least opted for a disguise, however minimal. Some robbers opt for just talking on a cell phone. (2 pages)

[showme_the_Glory]

Token blonde chick ping?

[ichabod1]

Look at the last pic in the series. I say not guilty on both counts.

[READINABLUESTATE]

Brittany's out of rehab!!


She must be wearing a wig.

[Perdogg]

Or Like Dani California.

[ichabod1]

Ya know, if they walked in there and passed the note and then opened their shirts no one would remember what their faces looked like. 'Cept for the cameras. Cain't get away with nuthin no more.

[Bigh4u2]

"Wayne Delk told TSG that no busts have occurred."

The jokes just write themselves!

[dmz]

LOL. That's the statement of someone just "in a bad mood".

Message to self - avoid pissing ExpatGator off.

[Old Professer]

Isn't a bag of quarters considered a lethal weapon, now?

[absolootezer0]

uh oh.. has hottiegirl been robing banks for you?

[cschroe]

They aren't bugeyed.

but this girl is:

[Killborn]

Sad: Cute girls turn to a life of crime.

Depressing: They didn't even bother to arm themselves for the robbery.

My brain just died: It worked.

[Tijeras_Slim]

They remind me of that truly awful decade I was born in, the 70s.

I was 10 when they began, and felt about 80 when they ended. Not even vertical striped bell bottoms could save me.

[Robert A Cook PE]

OK.

Let me get this straight - since the robbery, after all, is literally just down the street from my house.

Two girls walked in a bank, no disguises, no coveralls, no (visible) weapons, no attack dogs or killer grizzly bears on a leash, no knives - hatchets - machine guns - or hand guns ....

And the teller just GIVES them the money?


Why?

Shouldn't there at least be some form of threat of something before the bank GIVES money to bank robbers?

[dmz]

Look at the last pic in the series. I say not guilty on both counts.
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Really LOL this time. It's hard not to notice that pic #3 was the first pic that showed the brunette had boobs.

We men are waaaaaaay too easy.

[SlowBoat407]

I'll be happy to hold them for questioning.

[Constitution Day]

You should see some of my family portraits from then.

"Craptacular" is the only way I can describe the fashion, the hairstyles. Ugh.

[sockmonkey]

Irish Travelers on a day trip from their winter digs in SC?

[Robert A Cook PE]

Typical high schooler uniform.

It was warm yesterday! Notice the global warming attire.

[dmz]

They remind me of that truly awful decade I was born in, the 70s.
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What can possibly redeem the decade that brought us disco music?

[HOTTIEBOY]

So actually they didn't rob the bank.

They just asked for money and the tellers gave it to them.