WTF are you talking about? Did read anything I wrote? You may be a hottie but you sure aren't very bright.
I read it but I assumed you were talking about your kid.
It makes sense that you would call all around for a kid because the kid comes to you for help. It doesn't make sense to call around town for a man.
I got the kid/husband confusion just like you said you did.
When I was 10 years old, I asked my mother when I needed something. I should be quite capable of doing it myself now. See how that just makes more sense?