Retread ZOT! Who is the moderator in this thread?

[PATRICKHENRY REPUBLIC]

I would like to get permission to post a question to other Freepers. TY.

[Monkey Face]

I have my dad's ivory straight razor...

[Monkey Face]

Yah...we like new epople....actually, the zombies like them, so be wary if you go to the Lower Levels.

[Darksheare]

That I didn't get a hold of.
Great grandpa's straight razor sat in his shaving room in the BASEMENT of great grandma's place until great grandma died.

[Bigh4u2]

"Yah...we like new epople"

You know what?

You're the first one to figure out I was an 'epople'.

I seem to blend right in with the rest of the 'people' on here.

:0)

[Monkey Face]

I have that and his beat-up old Bible. I have a painting of his and one of my mother's and that's it. Nothing else except some old photos. And not many of those.

I wanted my great-grandfather's doeskin gaunlet cuff, but it disappeared after my dad died.

[Monkey Face]

We're all "epople" on the UT. (AKA Flying Castle)

We hope you like it here. Of course, we are still touring the galaxy, but we have a self-contained ship with everything you could ask for. Including a moat. And forges. And vineyards, distillery, brewery, orchards...well, you get the picture!

[Bigh4u2]

So when do I get my turn to right the 'catapult'?

[Bigh4u2]

So when do I get my turn to ride the 'catapult'?

ride not right.

[Darksheare]

I have some of Grandpa's things, and a few sketches by my grandmother.
But not much from my great-grandparents.

[Monkey Face]

The catapult would be DC's domain. Or Darksheare. Both of them like 'splody things and other weapons. Well, I do, too, but they know how to MAKE them!

[Darksheare]

I tried making a trebuchet.
But my 24 pound cat griped about being the counterweight.

[Bigh4u2]

lol!

[Monkey Face]

LOL! She must have realized it was an honor to be "Chosen."

[Monkey Face]

ERK! must NOT have realized...!!!

[Dead Corpse]

[Bigh4u2]

:)

[Dead Corpse]

Er... last one we we mounted to the under carriage of the Castle. Not so much a "catapult" as it is a over-sized rail gun. The g-force on launch would turn any merely biological projectile into a pale pink paste...

I supposed we could get the Dwarves to rig you up an old Roman style trebuchette. We've got the principle down pat. Just be careful how you aim it. Remember, we don't have true gravity here. Account for centrifugal motion when setting your windage.

[FavreDLJ07]

ping me to your list darkwing

thanks

[Bigh4u2]

"I supposed we could get the Dwarves to rig you up an old Roman style trebuchette."

Or I could just bring my parachute and hope I can pull the rip-cord in time!

[darkwing104]

Done