[Bigh4u2]

So when do I get my turn to ride the 'catapult'?

ride not right.

[Dead Corpse]

Er... last one we we mounted to the under carriage of the Castle. Not so much a "catapult" as it is a over-sized rail gun. The g-force on launch would turn any merely biological projectile into a pale pink paste...

I supposed we could get the Dwarves to rig you up an old Roman style trebuchette. We've got the principle down pat. Just be careful how you aim it. Remember, we don't have true gravity here. Account for centrifugal motion when setting your windage.