Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
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Did you see the director of Gore's "film" get all choked up as he thanked him? Sheeeeeesh, these people are SICK.
And Gore is their god.
Yes, thanks LF.
yeah, I'd have thrown up if I didn't find it so funny. Such sorry stupid people they are.
Caption Al Gore at the Oscars
Drudge Report ^ | February 25, 2007
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1791173/posts
The guy who made Gore's movie or everyone else because they are in the same room with him?
GMTA! That's exactly the impression I had.
those people are in some HUGE trouble if they think Gore will lead them anywhere LOLOLOL!!
He can lead 'em to a Krispy Kreme. That's about it :)
A movie with the cavemen would be awesome!!
No, only the movie on DVD. Actually, I don't think I'd enjoy listening to the score alone, without the movie. IMO, it's really a character in and of itself.
LOL...see my comment in 948
Maybe they (the cavemen) should host Saturday Nite Live for beginners.
lol...GM's...
Maybe they could get them to host next year's Oscars. It would definitely be an improvement over DeGenerate.
I really like the JC Penny commercial they just played.
He's gonna hold his breath til they count those hanging chads!!
Algore is a worthy successor to that other crockumentarian, Mikey Moore, n'est-ce pas? Bloated bloviators both!
Love you tag.....and I love the Duke...
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