Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
Tonight's Convenient Truth Weather Conditions:
Tonight's Convenient Truth Weather Forcast:
The best part of the Oscars is that these people who work in the fringes can have their night in the spotlight. Why begrudge them that? It's mostly a blue collar industry.
Jack! You can't handle the truth, boy.
Stevie S. and Kate Capshaw... who I think is another Apocalypto protester.
Hello!! :) How are you?
I begrudge them because they're boring and I'm a mean person who is not good with people.
Where in western New York are you? I'm in central New York and I've heard nothing about an ice storm headed our way. They usually hit the western part of the state first and move east.
I dunno. :( I have no sat feed. Ice storm.
Are there really people protesting Apocalypto?
Well I think most actors are boring. At least these people really know their craft.
I like how you've taken it and made it your own!
Oh no--that's awful.
That is a very good movie. I have the soundtrack.
Put your fist up in the air and say "DAMN YOU GLOBAL WARMING!".
No. But it seems the only plausible explanation for some of the choices in jewelry.
More like "DAMN YOU AL GORE!"
Watching The Amazing Race :)
They just showed a clip from Letters , etc. and a glimpse of The Clint.
I must say I bitterly resent that movie. (I told you I'm mean), but I'm not ready to glorify the Japanese yet... maybe in a hundred years if they behave.
My husband worked with a WWII prisoner of war and he said the Japanese were unbelievably cruel, but added they treated their own people almost as bad as they did the prisoners.
Were we twins separated at birth?
Yes...good story...feel good movie...very endearing.
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