Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. | ![]() |
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. | ![]() |
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5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. | ![]() |
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. | ![]() |
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3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. | ![]() |
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | ![]()
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
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Ever see the movie The Freshman....Kirby is in it....
Okay, speaking of hair...
Did this guy stick his head in a quisenart?
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I think so.
Haven't seen any of these movies but I think Mirren's gonna get it.
DOH! yes. And Peter Boyle
Here comes the big one...Best Actress is Helen Mirren.
Helen Mirren - woohoo!!!!
Helen Mirren wins best actress for The Queen.
Hooray! Go Helen!
Saw O'Toole in the audience with his daughter I believe--will he be Best Actor?
jonny, I gave up at 2 hours and 20 minutes and am now tivoing it in case there's anything I want to see. I might look at the montage you mentioned and see what you're talking about.
Better than Dumbo.....
LMAO! Dumbo Barrino!
I know this is the heckle thread but he was special.:o)....especially coming right after the Gore.
Mirren was born in 1945. She'll be 62 in July.
They haven't shown the dead people yet have they?
Who can tell?
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very funny, my friend. Who can tell, indeed?
What? Fantasia Barrino isn't funny enuf for ya??? ;^)
rack Dame Helen
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