Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. | ![]() |
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. | ![]() |
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5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. | ![]() |
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. | ![]() |
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3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. | ![]() |
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | ![]()
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
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The Departed --- Film Editing
The Departed....best editing.
Fantasia's latest single languishes at #675 on Mediabase Pop and, worse, is nowhere to be found on either of the Mediabase Urban charts. Jennifer's single is in the top 10 on Urban Adult Contemporary.
Fantasia is still just an opening act for bigger names. She can't sustain a tour of her own.
She's thanking two pillows?
Oh... pillars. It's getting late.
Good point :) Well there's Jack--he looks warmed over.
I just posted the same question. At first I thought maybe it was of the people who died, but then realized many of them had been dead for years.
I don't have any idea what that was....except to bash Bush and make fun of America.....just a little treat for algore, I bet.
Yep.
I expect the Apocalypse at any time. (only half-joking :o)
Here come the dead people!
And....the dead people.
and religion--well Christianity. Okay here's the dead people.
Jodies hair is awful.
Who did Jodie Foster say she lost?
Just rec'd an email suggesting to see this movie and that's it's very good
http://www.amazinggracemovie.com/
here' we go
Jodie Foster must be giving Ellen DeGenerous a heart attack.
I see dead people now.
Bruono Kirby died???
:) Thank goodness. Dead people to liven up the show.
I saw that earlier today...I do recommend it.
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