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Live Heckle-fest Thread of the 79th Academy Awards
25 February 2007

Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper

**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**

You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!

Speaking of clothes...

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Nominations open for the following categories.

7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists.
6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look.

5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors.
4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes.

3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment.
2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination.

1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part).

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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:

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1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values.

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2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are.

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3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom.

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This thread is offered humbly as an homage to the wild and raucus Oscars threads of years past. So let your hair down and have fun!


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: ellen; ellendegenerate; oscars
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To: Jhensy

The Departed --- Film Editing


1,041 posted on 02/25/2007 8:43:20 PM PST by racing fan (Go Team Israel!)
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To: silent_jonny

The Departed....best editing.


1,042 posted on 02/25/2007 8:43:56 PM PST by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: silent_jonny
Somewhere Fantasia weeps

Fantasia's latest single languishes at #675 on Mediabase Pop and, worse, is nowhere to be found on either of the Mediabase Urban charts. Jennifer's single is in the top 10 on Urban Adult Contemporary.

Fantasia is still just an opening act for bigger names. She can't sustain a tour of her own.

1,043 posted on 02/25/2007 8:44:00 PM PST by Wolfstar ("A nation that hates its Horatios is already in grave danger of losing its soul." Dr. Jack Wheeler)
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To: racing fan

She's thanking two pillows?

Oh... pillars. It's getting late.


1,044 posted on 02/25/2007 8:44:21 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (I made it home! Hello, Seattle! It's Raining! Woo Hoo!)
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To: highlander_UW

Good point :) Well there's Jack--he looks warmed over.


1,045 posted on 02/25/2007 8:44:26 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: silent_jonny
"What was with that string of movie clips they just showed?"

I just posted the same question. At first I thought maybe it was of the people who died, but then realized many of them had been dead for years.

1,046 posted on 02/25/2007 8:44:28 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
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To: silent_jonny

I don't have any idea what that was....except to bash Bush and make fun of America.....just a little treat for algore, I bet.


1,047 posted on 02/25/2007 8:44:44 PM PST by Jrabbit ('scuse me??)
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To: nutmeg
Did I hear Melissa Etheridge thanking her wife?

Yep.

I expect the Apocalypse at any time. (only half-joking :o)

1,048 posted on 02/25/2007 8:44:58 PM PST by silent_jonny ("... lay up for yourselves treasures in Heaven" -- Matthew 6:20)
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To: mass55th

Here come the dead people!


1,049 posted on 02/25/2007 8:45:07 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (I made it home! Hello, Seattle! It's Raining! Woo Hoo!)
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To: beaversmom

And....the dead people.


1,050 posted on 02/25/2007 8:45:15 PM PST by Borges
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To: Jrabbit

and religion--well Christianity. Okay here's the dead people.


1,051 posted on 02/25/2007 8:45:21 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: SandyInSeattle

Jodies hair is awful.


1,052 posted on 02/25/2007 8:45:26 PM PST by racing fan (Go Team Israel!)
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To: mystery-ak

Who did Jodie Foster say she lost?


1,053 posted on 02/25/2007 8:45:36 PM PST by silent_jonny ("... lay up for yourselves treasures in Heaven" -- Matthew 6:20)
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To: mystery-ak

Just rec'd an email suggesting to see this movie and that's it's very good

http://www.amazinggracemovie.com/


1,054 posted on 02/25/2007 8:45:44 PM PST by Mo1 ( http://www.gohunter08.com)
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To: Borges

here' we go


1,055 posted on 02/25/2007 8:45:44 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: racing fan

Jodie Foster must be giving Ellen DeGenerous a heart attack.


1,056 posted on 02/25/2007 8:45:58 PM PST by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: beaversmom

I see dead people now.


1,057 posted on 02/25/2007 8:45:59 PM PST by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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To: mystery-ak

Bruono Kirby died???


1,058 posted on 02/25/2007 8:46:30 PM PST by silent_jonny ("... lay up for yourselves treasures in Heaven" -- Matthew 6:20)
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To: highlander_UW

:) Thank goodness. Dead people to liven up the show.


1,059 posted on 02/25/2007 8:46:41 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: Mo1

I saw that earlier today...I do recommend it.


1,060 posted on 02/25/2007 8:46:58 PM PST by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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