"Number one, warp factor 5.... engage!"
"Yes Captain!"
Posted on 02/16/2007 11:54:01 PM PST by Roberts
SHERMAN OAKS, February 16, 2007 - Britney Spears is back in the U.S., and she's sporting a brand new look.
Spears was photographed at the valley tattoo shop "Body and Soul" in Sherman Oaks, getting a tattoo reportedly of a pair of red and pink lips on her wrist. But the biggest change to the pop singer's style? She shaved her head bald. Spears could be seen inside the tattoo parlor with her head fully exposed, but as she left the shop she was led by her bodyguard straight to a waiting SUV. Spears had her head covered with a hooded sweatshirt to hide her new noggin.
The sidewalk outside the shop was filled with fans, onlookers and paparazzi. Some fans that were interviewed after Spears departed declared the new look less than flattering.
"Number one, warp factor 5.... engage!"
"Yes Captain!"
Hellary should do this...In fact she should get a mohawk.
No. Her ears are way too small. :^)
BRITNEY SHEARS!
Shades of the nut case, Shenade O'Connor from the early 80s I believe.
Looking at her reminds me of this hilarious SNL skit:
Phil Hartman as Frank Sinatra: Issue number three: [ points to Sinead Britney] This bald chick - what's with her head? Let's start with the chick. What gives, cue ball? I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_test#Hair_drug_screen
Hair drug screen
Hair follicle testing is quite accurate and can go back 6 months or longer, showing any controlled substances used in a sort of timeline. As hair grows out, any drugs used are encased in the hair shaft, so the longer the hair, the longer back in the individual's drug history the lab can detect. Most legitimate testing facilities, however, only use hair within about 3-5 cm of the scalp, and discard the rest. This limits the detection history to about 90 days, depending upon the rate of growth of the individual's hair. Some people attempt to circumvent this through shaving their heads. In the absence of the required amount of hair on the scalp, body hair can be used as an acceptable substitute. Additionally, for pre-employment hair testing, the inability to obtain a sample may be grounds for not hiring the individual.
Some re-mastered Britney hits:
"Bald Girl in the Mirror"
"I'm a-Shaved 4 U"
"Touch of My Scalp"
Maybe she had headlice.
He later referred to her in that same skit as "Uncle Fester". Great skit.
LOL!!
Yuch, she wasn't very pretty to begin with even with the 10 pounds of make-up she wore.
The Sinatra Group is one of my all-time favorite SNL skits--classic.
For some reason the video was pulled from You Tube and I've been trying to find it elsewhere to no avail. Here's the transcript though.
Phil Hartman was great! RIP funnyman.
Her fans I bet $2.00 will all be doing the same today. At least the BALD WIGS will be selling real good today.
bttt
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