Square Warning by Van Halen!
Featuring songs from their latest album, "Women and Children and Old People First", including:
Mean Street Kids
Hot for Teacher's Grandma
Sinner's Porch Swing
Hear About It Later (After I Put In My Hearing Aids)
Push Comes To Shove My WheelChair Please
Sunday Afternoon In The Park Feeding Squirrels
One Foot In The Grave
Loss of Bladder Control
Everybody Wants Some Jello!
... and many, many more! From K-Tel!!!
Now that Justin Timberlake is the king of pop, where does this leave classic bands like VH? Are they going to be headlining at county fairs around the country?
The balding Roth has ditched his long hair for the short look -- a good move, imo. Makes him look younger. That's a cool jacket too.
Is it just me, or is it really creepy to see EVH's son in the band? Besides, VH isn't the same without Michael Anthony's backing vocals.
Know what, though? They look good. Roth's obviously slimmed-down and seems to be taking the tour seriously. This could be fun.
Roth not wearing spandex? He looks like some creepy college professor I once had.
Wolfgang: Man, what am I doin' with these geezers?
The tour has been "indefinately postponed". Word is an official cancellation is forthcoming soon.