[mdmathis6]

"If the dress or whatever does make her look fatter, then I ALWAYS say it does.
"

And you've managed to stay alive(and still married)?

[fireforeffect]

Not married.

Well armed.

Remember, I said if it does "make her look FATTER" I always tell her so (i.e.: I say yes, never use fatter, not stupid). If it does not, I say it does not make her look FATTER (i.e.: I say no). Of course I have never been asked nor have I volunteered the answer to "Does it make me look thiner".

NOTE: I am not attracted to women who do NOT look like 14 year olds. A woman has a figure. Not too much of one though.