[fireforeffect]

Not married.

Well armed.

Remember, I said if it does "make her look FATTER" I always tell her so (i.e.: I say yes, never use fatter, not stupid). If it does not, I say it does not make her look FATTER (i.e.: I say no). Of course I have never been asked nor have I volunteered the answer to "Does it make me look thiner".

NOTE: I am not attracted to women who do NOT look like 14 year olds. A woman has a figure. Not too much of one though.

[fireforeffect]

ARGGGGGGGGH!

Should read:

NOTE: I am NOT attracted to women who look like 14 year olds. A woman has a figure. Not too much of one though.

[libertarian27]

""NOTE: I am not attracted to women who do NOT look like 14 year olds. A woman has a figure. Not too much of one though""

Was that a triple negative?

[No Blue States]

I tell my wife to ask our oldest daughter those types of questions now (including "does this go together?"), claiming I am not qualified because its a "girl thing".

If I said it doesnt make her butt look big I was perceived as only telling her what she wanted to hear so my opinion couldnt be trusted anyway.
Its a trick question so I just dropped out.