Wheel of Paternity! Anna Nicole Smith's new board game that never ends!

RegisteredMedia ^ | 02.14.07 | Registered

[isthisnickcool]

LOL!!! You did it! I'm humbled.

I feel like Steve Martin in the movie "The jerk" after he discovers he's in the telephone book! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now!

[ClearBlueSky]

That woman had more people jumping on her than does a posturepedic mattress.

[tutstar]

ping a ling...

[stlnative]

Stern Toy Company (LOL)

[Howlin]

You are bad to the bone!

That will be all over the internet by nightfall.

[OB1kNOb]

I'll advance a new theory that I heard on the Quinn & Rose talk show yesterday morning. Rose said she's thinking the dad of the baby may be Anna's son. It became too much for him to bear that he committed suicide 3 days after the baby was born. Then it took it's toll on her and that's why she OD'd. Plus remember that Anna absolutely refused to have the baby's DNA tested to determine the true father. Makes sense? HMMMM? HMMM? How sick it that?

[Farmer Dean]

I thought Clay was neutered years ago?

[Zakeet]

I surprised no one has thought of the obvious choice for the father: Bubba Clinton!

I was under the impression from many other posts on Free Republic in years past that our boy Bubba did a bad thing to his tiddlies during the days when the Arkansas State Troopers were finding him love on the street outside the state capital. As a result, it took Web Hubble to make Chelsea.

Bottom line: I wouldn't put it past the letch to take advantage of anything that was available, but he wouldn't be the first person I would go after for DNA testing.

[Farmer Dean]

Being sexually adventurous will get a girl thrown out of the house pretty quick,but it also makes it easy for her to find a new place to stay.

[beaversmom]

That's pretty darn sick. I sure hope that doesn't turn out to be the case for the baby's sake. She's already going to have some strikes against her and she's only a few months old. That baby would be best off to be adopted out now to a loving married couple--of course that's not going to happen though.

[libstripper]

Anna, the Great Twenty First Century Tower of Semen.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

I don't recall ever meeting her, but I sometimes sleepwalk.

I have come to believe that I too may be the father of her child! According to a confidential email that I received from a well known law firm in Nigeria I may have a legal claim and have decided to become part of a paternity class-action lawsuit against her estate.

Unfortunately the Email was corrupted and does not contain contact inforamation! Is anyone else on FR part of the suit yet and could you send me a phone number or email of the firm sponsoring this suit? I could also use some financial assistance with the law firm's modest retainer but would be willing to share a portion of the estate proceeds with you!. ;)

[Palladin]

Bill O'Reilly!!! Who knew?

[girlscout]

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[dfwgator]

You can say whatever you want about Anna Nicole, but that girl sure was friendly...

She was so easy, even a caveman could do her.

[Albion Wilde]

She was so easy, even a caveman could do her.<.i>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVVSmnnqfvc

[mrmargaritaville]

I'm starting to think that I may be the only guy in America who can't be the father.

[knarf]

No ... I'm Sparticus !!!

[RightWhale]

It's weirder. Now they question the baby's mother. May have been switched. DNA might find the real mother.

[NCC-1701]

This story is just getting plain weird! Stick around, Reg. We haven't seen wierd YET. This is ONLY the opening act. This show has just begun. And it's only the middle of February. There's plenty of time left for all the freakazoids to come out of the woodwork.