Nah, she's not domineering, she just walks on the ground I worship. Seriously though I'm the man of the house (as long as the missus is not around)
I'm sure your wife agrees. There just may be some disagreement on what that means...
I had a boss that used to joke around about how he'd just punch his wife in the throat if she talked back to him. One night he had us all over for dinner and when we showed up, his wife was wearing a turtleneck. Unfortunately for my boss, after a few drinks had been served a couple of my co-workers were laughing about the turtleneck and the wife heard them. When we all started laughing she demanded to know what we were laughing about.....
The look on my boss' face as he told his wife why we were laughing was priceless. I almost felt sorry for the prick as we were leaving.