They walk among us

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[EveningStar]

Misc ping
Tard ping

[Shimmer128]

ack!!

[cripplecreek]

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

But what about the southern hemisphere? LOL

[sodpoodle]

I confess - about the earring and nose-ring -

I TURNED MY HEAD;()


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[Cvengr]

Oh, that's different!

(They walk among us!)

[hadit2here]

IQ is distributed on the Bell curve. At any given point in time, 50% of the people walking past you are morons."

-- Comedian/Philosopher Gallegher

[COBOL2Java]

They walk among us, AND they reproduce!

And.....THEY VOTE!

[sodpoodle]

"At any given point in time, 50% of the people walking past you are morons."

Because they have enough sense not to stop and ask for directions....

[bpjam]

for democrats.....

[Dixie Yooper]

There is no such thing as a stupid question, and it's not the gun that kills.

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

Simply replace "They Walk Among Us!" with "Here's Your Sign!" and you've just given Bill Engvall another 10 minutes for his stand up comedy routine.

[teenyelliott]

And they vote.

[rbookward]

An irate customer called and demanded that we come and remove the uninterpretable power supply attached to the computer because every time it started beeping, the power went out!

The walk among us.

[Deguello]

"You can't fix stupid"...Ron White

[Xenalyte]

I did too . . . I put my middle finger on my nose and my thumb on my ear, just to make sure.

[Little Ray]

And they can vote.

[sodpoodle]

Keep walking!

I am an immigrant from England. When I first arrived with a very thick accent - a young sales clerk asked me "Where are you from?" When I said "England" she replied; "You sure do speak our language well".

It still makes me smile.

[Young Werther]

and their name is Chad!

[Turbopilot]

True story that happened to me personally just last week:

I was at a Subway getting a sandwich for lunch, and I was wearing a North Face jacket. The girl ringing me up saw the North Face logo on the jacket and said "What do you do there?" I didn't understand what she meant, and she said, "Your company logo on the jacket. What's your company do?"

Here's your sign...