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To: COUNTrecount

I think the yellow container is "I Can't Believe it's not Butter."


2 posted on 02/11/2007 11:59:10 AM PST by Enterprise (Drop pork bombs on the Islamofascist wankers. Praise the Lord and pass the hammunition.)
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To: Enterprise

My G-D...Worcestershire sauce!

4 posted on 02/11/2007 12:01:57 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
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To: Enterprise

I can't believe it's not heroin!

6 posted on 02/11/2007 12:03:49 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Enterprise

Miracle 2000 Total Body nutrition -- I can't believe it's not butter -- Slimfast -- Yogurt -- Worcestorshire sauce -- methadone.

That's a healthy diet!

(Wonder what she put the worcestorshire sauce on?)


23 posted on 02/11/2007 12:14:58 PM PST by dangus
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To: Enterprise

I think they ruled out drug overdose by pills as none were in here stomach.

The size of the Methodone bottle is what the pharmacy uses, not people.


29 posted on 02/11/2007 12:18:19 PM PST by stockpirate (Most of Clinton's policies are very similar to most of mine." - Rudy Giuliani)
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To: Enterprise

If you want to watch people panic, squirt just a small amount of mustard on the floor of a day-care center.


32 posted on 02/11/2007 12:19:51 PM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: Enterprise

I don't even want to know what she used that for.


96 posted on 02/11/2007 2:06:15 PM PST by BenLurkin
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