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To: RockinRight

Nighty night!


52 posted on 02/09/2007 10:32:47 PM PST by Maximus_Ridiculousness (Space for rent.)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

still working the graveyard shift in the engineering bldg...8^)

OTOH, I'm off from my Sun. shift. But then again, I probably won't be here after this afternoon...8^)


56 posted on 02/09/2007 10:35:02 PM PST by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: Maximus_Ridiculousness

For Max, some Jack Bauer Facts:

When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he checks under the bed for Jack Bauer.

Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.

When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.

The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.

Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Jack Bauer.

My husband doesn't wish he was Jack Bauer. He wishes I was Jack Bauer.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Jack Bauer would meanwhile do something important.


156 posted on 02/10/2007 11:42:37 AM PST by RockinRight (What I want in '08: Gingrich's politics, Reagan's appeal, and Tancredo's immigration stance.)
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