That would be very fitting. He could tell HK$ ***YOU'RE FIRED!!!***
I didn't see this posted yet. It's from GLOBE:
World Exclusive!!
"I need pills... hook me up"
In a series of shocking internet messages to a close friend, a pregnant Anna Nicole begged for drugs and revealed that photographer Larry Birkhead is the father of the baby she was carrying!
The stunning cyber conversation in April 2006 was obtained by Globe through a third party and could prove to be bombshell evidence in the bitter child custody fight over 6-month-old Dannielynn - involving Anna Nicole's companion-attorney Howard K. Stern, her former lover Birkhead and at least two others.
Mitchelljameso: how are you feeling?
HotSmoochieLips: don't ask
M: what happened?
Hot: u don't know, but u will soon, life sucks!... I will probably move away.
M: NOOO
Anna Nicole soon revealed she was considering moving out of the country and even wistfully wished she were Michael Jackson! She also confessed she was exhausted and just wanted to rest.
M: where would you go
Hot: dont no yet.. dammit... im nowne (known) everywhere
M: don't leave the country like michael jackson... he's known everywhere too, that's just silly; this is gonna be ok, at least you're; not broke.
Hot: i wish I was michael.
The tragic beauty's pal urged her to stay in the U.S. and continue to work.
Hot: im tired of work
M: me tooooo
Hot: i wanna rest.
The conversation then turned to drugs and sex. And Anna Nicole wasn't shy about discussing either topic.
Hot: wake up take pills go to bed, i love it, that's all i want.
M: i know... is it too much to ask,
Hot: I need pills too, hook me up, F*** me and then leave me
Egged on by Anna Nicole hinting that she had some shocking news, the pal asks if she is pregnant. Anna then stuns her friend by revealing who the daddy is. "She never mentioned Larry Birkhead by name, but it was clear who she was talking about," says the source who provided the transcript of the internet conversations to Globe. "Larry had helped her out with some publicity work. And there is absolutely no doubt she was referring to him. Sadly, she trashed him but he really didn't deserve it."
M: why... oh S*** so you are pregnant?
Hot: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
M: wait, I'm very happy for you anna
Hot: WAAAAAAAH** YEAH, TELL ME BOUT IT... BUT F***, THE GUY IS TRYING TO GET CUSTODY HE'S VERY MEAN... LAWS F**** UP... HE DIDN'T EVEN CARE TILL NOW
M: S***!!! is it that publicist guy who lived there
Hot: YEAH... THE F*** (disparaging word for gays)
Anna Nicole and her friend then discuss ways to discredit Birkhead so she can keep custody of the baby.
M: he's nobody... we can find some drug S*** on him or something, right?
Hot: NO, I TRIED. I WAS SO SICK HE DIDN'T CARE NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN HE DOES... HE HAS ALWAYS WANTED A NAME FOR HIMSELF OFF ME, WELL, HE GOT IT
M: you have to figure out how to get full custody
Hot: I NO, I'M WORKING ON IT
M: i'm sorry anna... you will get thru this, I promise
Hot: I BETTER ID HATE TO GO TO PRISON FOR MURDER!
She then goes on to bemoan the fact that she was already packing on pounds because of her pregnancy.
Hot: I gained 15 pds already
M: no way
Hot: way!
M: you now what... you needed to gain some weight
Hot: i no but I don't want to gain more
M: that's what mothers do
Hot: I no but I hate how they say pregnant women r so fat
The shocking internet conversation amounts to Anna Nicole's confession from beyond the grave about Dannielynn's paternity and that she was already plotting to deny the father custody, says top forensic investigator Dr. Lawrence Kobilinsky.
"This sounds very much like a confession from Anna Nicole about the identity of the father - and she is clearly referring to Larry Birkhead," Kobilinsky tells Globe. "Paternity will eventually be resolved by the DNA testing, but Anna Nicole's words will add true clarity to the whole issue and help show that, as far as she is concerned, Larry is the father.
"This is Anna Nicole's voice we are hearing. I'm not sure about the real meaning of her words when she talks about killing Birkhead. People say unusual things in certain situations. But it sounds pretty strange to make a remark like that."