Greta van Susteren has just gone to DEFCON 5. Geraldo Rivera has just left burnout marks out of the parking lot speeding towards Florida. Larry King is lining up his guests for their recollections and fond memories of Anna, and the CNN ABCFOXMSNBC graphic arts staff is already putting the final renderings on the new whiz-bang 3D intro loop.
Kim Jong Il could fire a nuclear missile off of a container ship at Seattle, and he'd get split-screen coverage of his handiwork at best. Another USMC chopper going down in Baghdad wouldn't even get a blurb on the scrolling ticker tape at the bottom of the screen.
(Oh, yes yes, I know: "Hey, who peed in your Wheaties, KG9 Kid? Huh? This is important breaking news, dude! Anna Nicole Smith had enormous breasts!".)
-PJ
LoL BINGO Kid.
well, this will knock the astronut story out.
LOL.
You are so right. We'll hear this ad nauseam for the next month!