You are so right. We'll hear this ad nauseam for the next month!
... and if that happens. My God, if that happens...
Brace yourselves...
(*Inhaling*)
WE WILL NEVER EVER EVER HEAR THE END OF THIS.
The OJ Case, the McMartin Preschool case, the Manson Family prosecution, the Dreyfus Affair, the Menendez brothers, or any other high profile case you've ever heard of or witnessed... none of those will even be comparable to the Anna Nicole Smith murder. In fact, all of them together will amount to navel lint by comparison. The Robert Blake case compared to Anna Nicole Smith's murder would be like sizing up a baseball to the planet Jupiter.
The drama over the case and national interest will spawn spin-off after spin-off, launch stellar careers in TV and print journalism, possibly construct an entirely new thought process and language amongst the American people, introduce new words and phrases into the lexicon that would appear indecipherable to us today, and ultimately take American popular culture on a wildly tangential ride to places we cannot possibly dream of. ALL ANNA ALL THE TIME.
Those of you who treasure your sanity better hope that this doesn't turn out to be a murder mystery.