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Bronze Rat
e-mail | 2/6/07 | unknown

Posted on 02/06/2007 5:20:30 PM PST by mirkwood

Bronze Rat

A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at everything, he notices a very life like life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking that he decides he must have it. He takes it to the owner and asks, "How much for the bronze rat?" The owner replies, "$12 for the rat and $100 for the story". The tourist gives the man $12 and says, "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."

As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a few real rats have crawled out of the alleys and sewers and begun following him down the street.

This is disconcerting, and he begins walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him has grown to hundreds, and they begin squealing. He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now number in the MILLIONS, and are squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay, and throws the bronze rat as far out into the water as he can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it and are all drowned. The man walks back to the curio shop.

"Ah ha," says the owner, "you have come back for the story?"

"No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Mexican, a bronze Muslim cleric, a bronze Democrat and anything French."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bronzerat

1 posted on 02/06/2007 5:20:31 PM PST by mirkwood
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To: mirkwood

Awesome.


2 posted on 02/06/2007 5:23:46 PM PST by snowrip (Liberal? YOU HAVE NO RATIONAL ARGUMENT. Actually, you lack even a legitimate excuse.)
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To: Liberty Wins

Yo, mom!


3 posted on 02/06/2007 5:23:47 PM PST by Valpal1 (Social vs fiscal conservtism? Sorry, I'm not voting my wallet over the broken bodies of the innocent)
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To: mirkwood

This should be interesting ... IBTZ.


4 posted on 02/06/2007 5:23:53 PM PST by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support. Promote life support for others.)
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To: mirkwood

That's sweet.


5 posted on 02/06/2007 5:24:49 PM PST by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
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To: MHGinTN

Well at least I got to copy it into an email to my dad!


6 posted on 02/06/2007 5:25:41 PM PST by To Hell With Poverty (If this city were any 'bluer', it'd be spelled 'bleu'.)
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To: mirkwood

Rats I can handle. But I don't think I can handle a million liberals following me down the streets of San Francisco.


7 posted on 02/06/2007 5:29:24 PM PST by SamAdams76 (I'm 41 days from outliving Steve Irwin)
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To: xcamel
Thats sweet

THAT IS SWEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8 posted on 02/06/2007 5:32:15 PM PST by VastRWCon
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To: mirkwood

ROFL


9 posted on 02/06/2007 5:44:28 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Pelosi, the call was for Comity, not Comedy. But thanks for the laughs. StarKisses, NVA.)
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To: mirkwood

I assumed the rats were the democrats.


10 posted on 02/06/2007 6:32:33 PM PST by Proudcongal
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