[VRWCmember]

I know, I know, "It's about dang time!" It is snowing here in north Texas. My 45-minute commute took over an hour this morning. (By the way, our hyperventillating local meteorologists who were predicting the ice storm of the century this last weekend did not predict our snow last night.)

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

[xsmommy]

finaLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[NeoCaveman]

hello

[NeoCaveman]

There once was a lothario named Clinton,
A roue lookin for somethin to fit in
He'd point and say osculate this,
To many a miss,
And he'd go far with a Honduran cigar,
Cuz in Cuba they don't have glasnost

[secret garden]

I think it's pretty nice of you to cover Argh's day and open a room after a snowy commute.

[mikrofon]

The enraged husband said, "If I ever catch that Lothario osculating my wife again, he'll roué the day and get my fist right in that glasnost of his!"