(whisper) Keep telling everyone how horrible it is up there, I want to move up there after spending a lot of time with a family member who lives there. The place is amazing, and I don't want a bunch of other people getting the same idea and ruining it! (whisper)
Yeah. Alaska. It's a dump. *wink wink* Bears rampaging everywhere, stupid mooses selling oranges at all the stoplights - don't even get me started about the friggin' bald eagles!
(Psst) don't tell 'em how many Republicans live up there either!
And the food! Do you know, they make you eat salmon fresh from the river!?!?! It's horrible!
It nice state clean air my allegries didnt' act up when I was living up there
You got keep yourself busy during winter or you get infamous Cabin fever