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The Official Friday Silliness Thread Low Budget/Duck-tape Everything Edition
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| January 26, 2007
| Sully777
Posted on 01/26/2007 1:58:55 AM PST by sully777
I developed a detailed thread topic called "Summer in January", complete with pictures of beautiful people in bathing suits, satellite photos of snow cover in the northern hemisphere, and a fascinating story about 85 inch snow drifts in Denver.
But you're not getting that thread because my computer decided to crash. Instead, you're getting a bare bones, low budget thread held together with duck tape and a prayer.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: cabinfever; ducktapeeverything; ofst; summertimeblues
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To: Auntbee
101
posted on
01/26/2007 8:49:00 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
I would figure it would take more to tape down a gorilla than a duck.
102
posted on
01/26/2007 8:49:50 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
To: Auntbee
Aunt Bee, i'm trying to be firm about what we said. trying.
103
posted on
01/26/2007 8:50:08 AM PST
by
Shimmer128
(Celebrate southerness y'all)
To: Shimmer128
To: Auntbee; Millee; justche; cherokeenation; motormouth; conservativebabe; Tatze; RockinRight; ...
105
posted on
01/26/2007 8:52:36 AM PST
by
Shimmer128
(Celebrate southerness y'all)
To: Stag_Man
106
posted on
01/26/2007 8:56:17 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.)
To: BJClinton
Is it Caturday?
107
posted on
01/26/2007 8:58:04 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.)
To: Shimmer128
108
posted on
01/26/2007 8:58:49 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: sully777
As I was retrieving a shopping cart in Wal Mart yesterday, a particularly unkempt, unattractive and mean-spirited woman, who also reeked of body odor, pushed me aside.
Shoving past me, the woman snarled at her kids, almost knocking down another old lady. She grabbed the first cart and swing it around hitting an older man working there as a Wal Mart Greeter.
As she pulled the cart away from the Greeter's groin, in a kind and calming voice the greeter said, while gesturing towards the two children, said to her, "are they twins?"
Glaring at him, she snapped back saying, "no you stupid old fart, this little bastard is 9 and this little slut is 7. Are you so blind that you think they look alike?"
"No," replied the Greeter calmly, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
109
posted on
01/26/2007 9:00:12 AM PST
by
CTOCS
(Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.)
To: fredhead
110
posted on
01/26/2007 9:01:34 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Millee
Hi Millee!
To: Auntbee
Hi Bee! I'm so glad today is Friday.
To: CTOCS
After seeing what is waiting on the pier when the ships come in, some sailors will lay anything!
113
posted on
01/26/2007 9:06:29 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
To: Auntbee
You see how I'm keeping busy
114
posted on
01/26/2007 9:07:29 AM PST
by
Shimmer128
(Celebrate southerness y'all)
To: girlscout
Me, too. Got a few cold ones waiting for me!!
115
posted on
01/26/2007 9:08:34 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: girlscout
Hey girlscout!
Would've been here sooner, but it took me FOREVER to tie my shoes this morning.
116
posted on
01/26/2007 9:08:45 AM PST
by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: Shimmer128
Yep. Get the wine chilled!!
117
posted on
01/26/2007 9:09:48 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Shimmer128
I'm covering myself in chocolate and wearing this one.
118
posted on
01/26/2007 9:09:57 AM PST
by
Snardius
(How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?)
To: RockinRight
To: Auntbee
You can do it!!!
120
posted on
01/26/2007 9:11:48 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.)
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