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Outhouses made life simpler
Country Today ^ | 1-25-07 | Howard Sherpe

Posted on 01/25/2007 5:06:58 PM PST by SJackson

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1 posted on 01/25/2007 5:06:59 PM PST by SJackson
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To: SJackson

Don't fergit about the corncobs...............

Who hasn't had to use the outhouse growing up at home ?

Oh yah all you young whippernsnapers.


2 posted on 01/25/2007 5:11:25 PM PST by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: SJackson

"..the two-holer, is a thing of the past in most places."

Maybe so, but the one-holer is still in good use in our corner of the world. That would be Alaska.


3 posted on 01/25/2007 5:15:47 PM PST by Integrityrocks
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To: Iowa Granny; Ladysmith; Diana in Wisconsin; JLO; sergeantdave; damncat; phantomworker; joesnuffy; ..
If you'd like to be on or off this outdoors list, largely rural midwestern issues, please FR mail me. And ping me is you see articles of interest.

Leaving out the hole in the ground stuff, the outhouse is alive and well today. As are the spiders, snakes, et al

4 posted on 01/25/2007 5:15:50 PM PST by SJackson (Let a thousand flowers bloom and let all our rifles be aimed at the occupation, Abu Mazen 1/11/07)
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5 posted on 01/25/2007 5:16:03 PM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: cripplecreek

Glad to see you found a photo that shows my good side!


6 posted on 01/25/2007 5:20:58 PM PST by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: SJackson
That's what we have to use at SCA events. The difference is a company comes through twice a week and just sucks these port-a-johns clean. I try not to look, and "hover" while leaning way over. Then, run out. After doing this for about three days I was at a store when my son had to use the restroom. It was then I realized these port-a-johns were better maintained than many public restrooms.

I still like indoor plumbing, though.

7 posted on 01/25/2007 5:22:17 PM PST by HungarianGypsy
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To: SJackson

Thanks for that ping SJackson.

It was a good place to encounter a snake, or so we believed. And wasp nests, they were a real problem, for some reason wasps liked to build their nests in outhouses, and I have been run out of an outhouse by wasps.


8 posted on 01/25/2007 5:22:20 PM PST by girlangler (Fish Fear Me)
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To: festus

Gotta be pretty durn borin in the privy seein as how you don't know how to read no writtin.


9 posted on 01/25/2007 5:23:09 PM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: SJackson

"You could try to brace yourself with your hands and sort of hover over the hole like a helicopter without touching down..."

ROFLMAO! My Mother-in-law has perfected "the hover." She and I have traveled together many times, and she's taught me how to basically pee standing up, her fear of sitting on anyone's toilet seat but her own is that great.

Thanks for the laugh. I can't wait to send this to her!!


10 posted on 01/25/2007 5:24:10 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: SJackson
Sears Roebuck and Montgomery Ward were the catalogs I remember.
11 posted on 01/25/2007 5:24:33 PM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
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To: billhilly

Ping.


12 posted on 01/25/2007 5:24:54 PM PST by girlangler (Fish Fear Me)
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To: festus
" Who hasn't had to use the outhouse growing up at home ?

Just guessing, --- Maybe less than half our Freepers.

I'm 48. We bid the outhouse farewell about 1965. We couldn't have been poor because we would buy a new car every four or five years. We thought we were much better off than our neighbors. {Back when everyone had outhouses} We could bathe indoors, whilst our neighbors had the "bath house" separate from the residence.

Come to think of it, they bought a new car every four or five years, too.

13 posted on 01/25/2007 5:26:42 PM PST by labette (All lies and jest. Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.)
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To: SJackson

Thank God I was born in 1972.


14 posted on 01/25/2007 5:28:28 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Forgot your tagline? Click here to have it resent!)
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To: SJackson

Have you ever ready any of Pearl Swiggum's missives from 'Stump Ridge Farm?' She's a hoot!

I'm sure you could get her books from the Library. I think she has two collections of her columns, one was called 'The Barn Came First.' :)


15 posted on 01/25/2007 5:28:30 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: patton

some funny potty humour for ya sweetie! :)


16 posted on 01/25/2007 5:29:25 PM PST by leda (The quiet girl on the stairs.)
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To: labette

There were still a few around when I was a kid but I never had to use one. As late as the early 80s an old farmer across the road from us had an outhouse.


17 posted on 01/25/2007 5:31:38 PM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: labette

Growing up I lived in a house in KY in the mid 80's that had running water at the kitchen sink only.

We used the privy across the dry creek at the edge of a cornfield.

Spongebaths unless we went up the road to the house of a family member.

This was NOT common anymore in that neck of the woods at the time but the rent was cheap in the old place so thats where we lived for a while.


18 posted on 01/25/2007 5:32:31 PM PST by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: SJackson

Todays joke factory: Most of these jokes were most likely thought of while sitting down.

http://www.toilette-humor.com/index.html


19 posted on 01/25/2007 5:37:43 PM PST by B4Ranch (Press "1" for English, or Press "2" and you will be disconnected until you learn to speak English.)
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To: cripplecreek

"Gotta be pretty durn borin in the privy seein as how you don't know how to read no writtin."

Naw. I jest look at the pictures in the Sears catalog.......In fact it reminds me of a song.......


I'll Go Chasin' Women (Hamblen)

Oh it's springtime in the mountains and I'm full of mountain dew
Can't even read my catalog like I used to do
I'm a-settin' in that little shed right back of the house
And there comes Jake with all his hounds, and he's going to hear me shout

I won't go huntin' with you Jake, but I'll go chasin' women
Go put your hounds back in the pen and quit that silly grinnin'
The moon is right, and I'm half tight; my life is just beginnin'
I won't go huntin' with you, Jake, but I'll go chasin' women

So let's go down to the meetin' house and flush them pretty quails
We're safe up in these mountains Jake, ain't got a single jail
We'll chase them down the corn rows, the sassy little misses
We'll scare them pretty gals to death; we'll stop to throw 'em kisses

I won't go huntin' with you Jake, but I'll go chasin' women
Go put your hounds back in the pen and quit that silly grinnin'
The moon is right, and I'm half tight; my life is just beginnin'
I won't go huntin' with you, Jake, but I'll go chasin' women

I was a headin' fer that general store, when a silly thing I seen
They make it in the city and it's called a magazine
I turned to page thirty-two, and look at what I found
Them gals wear clothes that we ain't seen beneath them gingham gowns

I won't go huntin' with you Jake, but I'll go chasin' women
Go put your hounds back in the pen and quit that silly grinnin'
The moon is right, and I'm half tight; my life is just beginnin'
I won't go huntin' with you, Jake, but I'll go chasin' women


20 posted on 01/25/2007 5:39:18 PM PST by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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