3 guys approach St. Peter.
St. Peter asks them how they died.
The first says "I was exercising on my balcony, naked, when I slipped and fell. I grabbed the railing on the 15th floor and was hanging there, when this mad man starts hitting my hands. I lost my grip and fell to the ground, but landed on an awning, and slipped to the sidewalk, unhurt. Just as I got up, a refrigerator came crashing down and killed me".
The 2nd says "My girlfriend was cheating on me. I rushed into her apartment to find a naked guy hanging on her balcony rail. I hit his hands till he fell. He hit the awning and fell to the sidewalk, unhurt. I was so mad I grabbed the refrigerator and threw it off the balcony. The cord wrapped around my leg and I fell with the refrigerator."
The 3rd says " I was sitting in a refrigerator, buck ass naked...."
chuckles!
LOL! Never heard that one. Thanks! :)