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| 1-19-07
| sully777
Posted on 01/19/2007 12:50:34 AM PST by sully777
Yes! It's Another Friday.
Esyay! It'sway Anotherway Idayfray.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Music/Entertainment; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: artyhardypay; iglatinpay; illymilleesay
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To: 4yearlurker
Classic 1989 National Lampoon (before South Park's take on the subject)
141
posted on
01/19/2007 10:36:44 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: fredhead
That sounds like someone piss'n in the wind and then turning their back.
To: sully777
AdammSay, Uday and Qusay are ed-day. Hooray!
143
posted on
01/19/2007 10:39:21 AM PST
by
sappy
To: sully777
144
posted on
01/19/2007 10:44:04 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.)
To: sully777
Thanks for the ping, let's play pong.
145
posted on
01/19/2007 10:56:06 AM PST
by
CJ Wolf
To: TheKidster
To: girlscout
Greetings from the Bog of Eternal Stench
where the air is sweet and fragrant.
147
posted on
01/19/2007 11:04:20 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
To: girlscout
An office worker says to her boss that she is being sexually harassed by a colleague.
WOMAN: He keeps coming up to me and sniffing my hair. He says 'your hair smells nice'.
BOSS: Hmmmm, is that it?
WOMAN: Yes - he does it every day. He comes over, has a good sniff, and says my hair smells nice.
BOSS: But that isn't so bad really is it?
WOMAN: It's awful and creepy.
BOSS: Who's doing this?
WOMAN: Keith, the midget
148
posted on
01/19/2007 11:05:27 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
To: fredhead
ONCE A MARINE ALWAYS A MARINE
On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on.
She went to her husband, a retired Marine pilot, and said: Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married"
She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I said; 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."
She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"
He looked her up and down and replied, "Mission accomplished."
To: Lucky9teen
150
posted on
01/19/2007 11:16:07 AM PST
by
CJ Wolf
To: fredhead
To: TheresaKett
""What happened to my booger?"Tell me you made that up.
152
posted on
01/19/2007 11:19:23 AM PST
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
To: sully777
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153
posted on
01/19/2007 11:19:50 AM PST
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: lilylangtree
To: girlscout
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
mansion with a Silver and blue sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a New England Patriots towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said: "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine."
155
posted on
01/19/2007 11:24:28 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
To: Dallas59
156
posted on
01/19/2007 11:27:36 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.)
To: lilylangtree
THE SNOW PLOW
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and
wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation.
Remembering her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.
After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was ok with him. She could continue if she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Sears next.
157
posted on
01/19/2007 11:29:24 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
To: fredhead
158
posted on
01/19/2007 11:29:46 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.)
To: Lucky9teen
159
posted on
01/19/2007 11:31:24 AM PST
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: The SISU kid
#8 Wrong. The person driving determines when the stop is made.
#17 or his car.
#21 Be honest. Unless you know your friends are aware of this law, then talk for hours.
#24 Orange??? This would explain some things about UT fans.
#26 Exception 1, during the Olympics and only if the Americans are winning. Exception 2, If no other sports are on (this should only apply to those few without cable or satellite).
160
posted on
01/19/2007 11:34:05 AM PST
by
fireforeffect
(A kind word and a 2x4, gets you more than just a kind word.)
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